Why Da Porta Potty Stay Broke (But Not Our Fault, Brah) – Real Talk from JM Portable Rentals

At JM Portable Rentals, we pride ourselves on one thing above all: CLEAN RESTROOMS.

We not just dropping off one box and calling it good. Nah.

We clean 'em before, clean 'em during, and make sure they still looking cherry after.

But every now and then, someone going complain,
"Ho, da portable stay stink."
And we gotta say... 99% of the time, it ain’t us.

Here’s the Top 5 Real Reasons why one portable turns nasty — and trust, we see 'em all:

1. Too Much People, Not Enough Potties
OSHA says 1 portable for every 10 workers, full-time.
So if get choke guys working and only one unit?
Eh, of course it gon’ get pilau!
Do the math, boss.

2. We Can’t Get To It
If your crew park one truck in front, block the gate, or build one wall in the way...
We can’t service the unit.
We need to be within 25 feet to pump it out. No can teleport, aunty.

3. You Never Order Enough for Your Event
When we recommend certain amount, it’s cause we know what we doing.
But people stay on a budget and go,
"Ah, we only need two."
Then 400 people show up and… well, you already know how that ends.
It’s not a miracle box.

4. Disrespect
We wish we could say everybody stay pono… but nope.
People tag the walls, stuff 'em with trash, even leave crazy things inside.
Sometimes, we need gloves and bleach before we can even open da door.
Not cool.

5. No Pay, No Spray
We give grace — we local, we understand.
But we can’t run business off aloha alone.
If you no pay da bill, da service gotta stop eventually.
Gotta stay fair to da other customers.

So next time you see one portable looking like it just came out of one hurricane…
Don’t blame the company first.

Ask the person who ordered 'em — maybe they need more units, or extra service.
Or maybe… they just need JM Portable Rentals instead.

We get you clean. We keep you clean. We stay clean.